Tuesday 17 November 2009

News just in from the Beechworth Historic Courthouse



An Echidna with no fixed address and no visible means of support, was brought before the bench of the Beechworth Historic Court-House recently.
The Court heard that the Echidna in question was found to be wandering the busy streets of Beechworth, crossing roads with no regard to its own safety. The Echidna's only defence was to roll up into a sharp ball of spines. The Magistrate deemed that the said Echidna should be turned over into the care of Piers & Robin Foa of Foa's Ark for relocation to a more suitable environment.

Court Reporter
Michael Beattie

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